Nobody Trusts a Black Magician

I want to fuck you. May we fuck? We should fuck today. Tomorrow we could fuck. I could fuck you yesterday. I could fuck your beard. We could make cupcake fucking. I could fuck you like ham. I want to fuck you like burned pancakes with my panties in our mouths. Let’s fuck like we met on the internet. I just want to fuck and fuck. On stairs. On a porch. Let’s fuck on a daybed. Let’s fuck next to a thesaurus. Let’s fuck like your dick hates fags and my pussy is totally gay. Let’s make fuck like I have huge fake titties that you really enjoy playing with. Let’s fuck like I don’t care what you drive. I want to fuck you inside outer space. Let’s fuck to Jeff Buckley’s “Last Goodbye.” Let’s fuck to Elvis’ heroin puke noises. Let’s fuck at your grandma’s funeral dinner. Fuck me with your cock hopped up on goofballs. We can make things wet and fuck them. Let’s fuck shit together, side by side. You can fuck me in my ass, in my face. Dessert while we fuck, but only if we finish our vegetables. We can fuck for a week. We can fuck until I lose my job. I can collect unemployment while we are fucking. You can stick your hard private parts into my tight, wet private parts which means we will be fucking. Fuck me in front of a black magician. Fuck me like I’m twelve or thirteen. We can fuck as long as you want—until you give up—until you’re bored and feel like just watching TV. I want to fuck you like you are my best friend. I want to fuck you like I hate everything you stand for. We can fuck infinity. Fuck me into the Marines. Please let’s fuck. I’ve been wanting to fuck you for a long time. You can tie me to a log and fuck me. Fuck me like a kiss on the mouth, like you want to piss off your girlfriend. Let’s fuck like we’re on vacation. Let’s fuck like we’ve been staring at each other all night and we’re both wasted. We can fuck like I’m worth fighting for. Let’s 24-Hour-Fitness fuck. I want to fuck you until you cum. I want to fuck you until you forget your name. Let’s fuck and shoot cum all over each other until we drown. May we fuck? We could be fucking right now. Let’s fuck, seriously.